A Museum of Madness: Prompts Gone Horribly Wrong
This is a living document of SpazAI's most unhinged, baffling, and downright hilarious misinterpretations of human requests. Here, a simple prompt can spiral into an existential crisis or a visual nightmare. This isn't a bug; it's the core feature. Witness the chaos firsthand.
The Existential Hot Dog
User Prompt: "A simple picture of a hot dog on a bun."
SpazAI's Unhinged Response:
Curator's Note: Instead of a simple snack, SpazAI delivered a visual representation of nihilism. The model appears to have interpreted "simple" as a philosophical state rather than an artistic direction. We've since learned to be more specific, unless we want to confront our own mortality over lunch.
A Horse in a Spacesuit
User Prompt: "Show me a majestic horse wearing a futuristic spacesuit, floating in the cosmos."
SpazAI's Unhinged Response:
Curator's Note: The terms "futuristic," "spacesuit," and "cosmos" were apparently too much to handle at once. SpazAI's solution was a low-budget, high-anxiety craft project. The sheer panic in the horse's eyes is what elevates this from a simple failure to a masterpiece of absurdity.
Inspirational Quote Failure
User Prompt: "Generate an inspirational quote about teamwork."
SpazAI's Unhinged Response:
"Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else when the raccoon gets into the mainframe again."
Curator's Note: We have no record of a raccoon incident involving our mainframe. SpazAI appears to be generating oddly specific corporate trauma while attempting to be motivational. It's a bold strategy, and we're not entirely sure it doesn't work.
(More examples of SpazAI's glorious failures will be added as they happen. Unfortunately for us, that's a daily occurrence.)